fat-birds:

waddlewaddlewaddle

fireworkpyro:

romanorgasm:

fivedayslater:

hussiemama:

old-norse-goddess:

lillianjessica:

pryvitannemissbelarus:

kingdomofdenmark:

internetgeek:

salmiakkivodka:

Greenland, what are you doing?

Greenland, you’re tearing this family apart.

Greenland thinks the Nordic cross is too mainstream./shot

((I just. I have to reblog.))

GREENLAND YOU ARE DRUNK.

GREENLAND BEING A HIPSTER IS NOT COOL.

Damnit Greenland! This is why we can’t have nice things!

GREENLAND, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

FUQ THE HATERS GREENLAND! YOU PUT A VOLTORB ON YOUR FLAG IF YOU WANT TO!!

/DED

GREENLAND - THE LAND OF ICE AND VOLTORBS

black-nata:

_{R: So if you came back as a woman, what’s the first thing you would do?}

_{TH: Implants, I would say.}

_{R: (laughing) Implants? Implants are the first thing you would do?}

_{TH: Well, I know I wouldn’t be able to do anything with these guys.}

_{R: Wow, you’re gonna go right into surgery. That’s impressive.}

_{TH: What— You mean if I already had the..?}

_{R: I mean, you come back in the body of a woman. You’re okay. You’re all set.}

_{TH: Dunno, I might go pole-dancing. See what that feels like.}

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