Greenland, what are you doing?
Greenland, you’re tearing this family apart.
Greenland thinks the Nordic cross is too mainstream./shot
((I just. I have to reblog.))
GREENLAND YOU ARE DRUNK.
GREENLAND BEING A HIPSTER IS NOT COOL.
Damnit Greenland! This is why we can’t have nice things!
GREENLAND, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
FUQ THE HATERS GREENLAND! YOU PUT A VOLTORB ON YOUR FLAG IF YOU WANT TO!!
GREENLAND - THE LAND OF ICE AND VOLTORBS
R: So if you came back as a woman, what’s the first thing you would do?
TH: Implants, I would say.
R: (laughing) Implants? Implants are the first thing you would do?
TH: Well, I know I wouldn’t be able to do anything with these guys.
R: Wow, you’re gonna go right into surgery. That’s impressive.
TH: What— You mean if I already had the..?
R: I mean, you come back in the body of a woman. You’re okay. You’re all set.
TH: Dunno, I might go pole-dancing. See what that feels like.