“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
have you ever gone on someones blog
and you see the first post
and you just
“What if in a trickster session, Lord English is Lord Spanish?”
“I will never tag with you again if you do that”
“I made a concept art for you. Just hear me out”
I can’t even handle these two
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
this post always bothers me without fail
that’s a major operation and change in the infant’s life and they can’t even make the decision themselves to have it or not.
idk I just think things like that should wait until the child is at least old enough to say that it’s something they want.
possibly the worst reblog comment I have ever seen on tumblr
I hope you drown in the bath
can someone please tell me why people on tumblr like to ruin the nicest of things
At the end of last Sundays bike ride I ran into a garage sale that had this nice big hard plastic Pikachu.
They wanted $2, but when I told them I was going to blow it up for a picture, the kid who owned it said alright for one buck.
I filled it with red gelatine, crossed my fingers and fantastic, it turned out great.
With the violence of these shots, micro-phonics is a constant problem. I had one shot fail tonight because of it.
But this one went just fine.
i get way too much enjoyment from sniping at the last second on ebay auctions
there’s a reserved spot in the deepest depths of hell itself for people like you
and that spot was purchased by me at the last second via an ebay auction
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck