My mom picked up a second-hand Spanish children’s book to help her learn the language and in every picture of el Lobo Feroz his eyes have been hastily scratched out and it’s really unsettling
One of my followers is a camgirl and we’ve been talking about it and it actually sounds like a pretty chill gig
If I were a relatively attractive female comfortable enough with my body I’d totally do that
But right now they won’t really pay a fully clothed scrawny Indian male to sit on cam and disinterestedly engage people while not even bothering to look up from a Pokémon battle
A Valentine’s Day singularity collapse transformed my head into a heart
Now I am the ultimate gift
An exploration in the uncanny and perpetually crooked world of female modelling
This adorable woman just asked to use my phone to call a friend she was meeting here and after I obliged she asked me what I was doing on my laptop and I explained I was blogging and she said in a thick asian accent “cool… that’s…. so hipster”
I wanted to put her up on my shoulders and take her out to buy a balloon
I wonder if the FBI is staying away from torrenting sites because they’re scared of their office computers getting malware and their kids aren’t home anymore to help them install Norton
If there is anyone deserving of an Oscar season biopic in the next 50 years, it’s Robert Pattinson, and I mean that without a trace of irony or facetiousness. The poor guy just absolutely fascinates me.
Starring Steve Buscemi as the physical manifestation of Pattinson’s self-loathing.
This is a good idea, someone better get on it. I’ll give you executive production credits.
- If you proclaim yourself to be a nice guy there is a more than likely chance you’re not very nice at all
- Because here’s a little secret
- Common decency doesn’t need an ad campaign
- You just do it to not be a dick
- Because it’s the right thing to do
- Now stop pining after that poor girl you big weirdo creep lunatic dumb dumb