stalincertifiedaccount:

mmm yes yugi boy this is the millennium statue 

ariannemartell:

“no one man should have all that power” says kanye solemnly 

beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”

boomeraanged:

bad joke amon

cosmo tip #563

conversationparade:

just as your partner’s about to come, press your thumb against their forehead and take away their bending

wholelottadicks:

vegeta youre finally in style

quartum:

of course you have it’s the voice of your one true love kamijou touma

monsterderby:

someone somewhere has already done this but im too tired to care rn

You might belong in Gryffindor, 
Where dwell the brave at heart, 
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry 
Set Gryffindors apart; 
You might belong in Hufflepuff, 
Where they are just and loyal, 
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true 
And unafraid of toil; 
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, 
if you’ve a ready mind, 
Where those of wit and learning, 
Will always find their kind; 
Or perhaps in Slytherin 
You’ll make your real friends, 
Those cunning folks use any means 
To achieve their ends.