The car tire behind Hawkeye’s head when he delivers his “Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure” line cracks me up.
It’s like they’re trying so hard to convince us that yes, he really is a good guy now, that they had to literally give him a halo.
And the next thing he does is go and save babies from buses.
GIVE ME THIS MOVIE, MARVEL. Look, I drew you a poster and everything. Just make it happen. (Tumblr, it’s your task to write the pitch and script.)
NOT A HORSE BUT I’LL GUESS YOU’LL DO.
my friend illie told me a story about hawkeye