
50 Shades of Arturo is a collection of 1 panel illustrations with each person that Arturo meets while attending Milizia Academy. Each will contain an “Arturoism” or small conversation that Arturo has had with him or her.
This incident happened while at the pool with Paz. Paz ran into a wall, causing her nose to bleed, but let Arturo believe what he wants to believe.
What happens when a Samoyed puppy wants to hug you?
THIS.
ohhhhh nnnnnoooo
pro = good
con = bad
prostitution
constitution
wake up america
If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?
congress
oh my GOD
SHRIEKING
The next………..award……………………goes………….to……….
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me.
THERE’S MORE PEOPLE ONSTAGE THAN IN THE AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW
vt vday cards pt 1
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

Leviticus 10-2 And there went out fire from the LORD, and devoured them, and they died before the LORD.