michael you are such a fucker
headcanon time: michael’s wings are like a california condor’s, lucifer’s are like secretary birds’
michael don’t dance on your brother… michael please, there are like a thousand paintings and statues of you doing it, don’t lie to me. michael…..
#this is why we can’t have nice things #don’t you want dad to come home? #just because he left you in charge doesn’t mean you can step on anyone you want #quoth gabriel to his other dick older brother #shortly before he ollied out of heaven and became a pagan god
this looks like the opening sequence for some hilarious sitcom starring the supernatural angels
ANGELS IN THE HOUSE
The Bleak Life of Sam and Dean
Castiel in the Middle
Where in the World is God?
i could go on all day