just sitting here shivering with tears on my cheeks
you and I
but i never cry in public unless i’m stricken by a series of yawns
let’s do this
after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast
Protip: Don’t fuck with people while they eat.
one of those big life questions we all ask ourselves at some point
LET THE POTUS EAT HIS WAFFLE!
seriously never fuck with someone when they’re eating. it’s like trying to take food from a dog. they will bite you and you will deserve it.
That is actually the saddest question any man can ever ask.
Seriously. Look me the eye and tell me that is not art. I FUCKING DARE YOU.
and blatantly ignore the fact that throughout his adult life, Snape bullied pretty much every student that wasn’t a Slytherin he ever taught, and enjoyed…